Jokes and Other Diversions


June 27, 2013

Proof

A homeless man solicits a passerby for some spare cash. The passerby asks, "Will you buy booze with it?" The homeless man says, "No."

The passerby asks, "Will you gamble it away?"

The homeless man says, "No."

Then the passerby asks, "Well, if I give you some money, will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?"


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