Jokes and Other Diversions


June 26, 2013

Never Too Late

Years of smoking finally caught up with my friend John one morning when he keeled over at work, clutching his heart. He was rushed to a hospital and peppered with questions.

"Do you smoke?" asked a paramedic.

"No," John whispered. "I quit."

"That’s good. When did you quit?"

"Around 9:30 this morning."


Current Item rating: 3.1 out of 5

Rate this Item:

...Really?
1
2 3 4 HI-larious
5
 
   

Previous items from the past weeks

June 25, 2013
With Friends Like These
Three friends were...

June 25, 2013
Down the Water Hole
One day Grandma sent...

June 24, 2013
You Just Had One Job!
Just one job...

June 24, 2013
Computers
Computers can never...

June 21, 2013
Equality
An old man went to...

June 21, 2013
Horse Sense
Some race horses were...

June 20, 2013
You Just Had One Job!
Just one job...

June 20, 2013
Marriage Counseling
A husband was having great...

June 19, 2013
Be Careful What You Ask For
A bill collector...

June 19, 2013
Money in a Jar
When a patron spies a jar...