Some race horses were talking in their stable one night when one of them starts to bragging about his track record. "I won 8 of my last 15 races!”
Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races I’ve run, I won 19!!"
"Well that's good and all, but in the last 36 races I’ve run, I won 28!” says another horse, flicking his tail.
At this point, the horses notice a greyhound sitting there listening to their whole conversation. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but I won 88 of my last 90 races!”
The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog!"