Jokes and Other Diversions


June 21, 2013

Horse Sense

Some race horses were talking in their stable one night when one of them starts to bragging about his track record. "I won 8 of my last 15 races!”

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races I’ve run, I won 19!!"

"Well that's good and all, but in the last 36 races I’ve run, I won 28!” says another horse, flicking his tail.

At this point, the horses notice a greyhound sitting there listening to their whole conversation. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but I won 88 of my last 90 races!”

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog!"


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