Jokes and Other Diversions


June 20, 2013

Marriage Counseling

A husband was having great difficulty getting along with his wife – nothing but arguing and friction – so he decided to consult a marriage counselor. After they had talked for a while, the counselor said, “I suggest that you run five miles each day for a week. Then please call me back.”

A week later the counselor received a call from the husband. “Well,” asked the counselor, “how are things going with you and your wife?”

“How should I know?” said the husband. “I’m thirty-five miles away.”


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