Jokes and Other Diversions

June 14, 2013

Letter Home

A college student wrote a letter home:

Dear folks,
I feel miserable because I have to keep writing home for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for yet another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels. I beg on bended knee that you forgive me.

Your son,

P.S. I felt so terrible I ran after the mailman who picked this up at the mailbox at the corner. I wanted to take this letter and burn it. I prayed to God that I could get it back, but I was too late.

A few days later, he received a letter from his father:

Dear Son,

Good news! Your prayers were answered. Your letter never came!


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