Jokes and Other Diversions

June 4, 2013

Batter Up!

One day, the Devil challenged God to a baseball game.

Smiling, God proclaimed, "You don't have a chance! I've got Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here."

"Yes," laughed the Devil, "but I have all the umpires!"

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