Jokes and Other Diversions
June 3, 2013
A priest and a nun are golfing, and the priest is up.
He swings misses and exclaims, “Oh my God, I missed!”
The nun gives him a dirty look, but he swings again, misses and exclaims, “Oh my God, I missed!”
The nun stares at him and says, “If you say that one more time, God will open up the heavens and strike you with a lightning bolt!”
So, the priest swings again and exclaims “Oh my God I ........Missed!”
Suddenly a lightning bolt shoots out of the sky and strikes the nun dead.
A voice from the sky says, “Oh my God, I missed!”
Current Item rating: 3.0 out of 5
Previous items from the past weeks
May 31, 2013
Better Half
An 80-year-old man was...
May 31, 2013
Practice Makes Perfect
Nurse: “Good morning, Mr. Smith...
May 30, 2013
Life Support
A man and his wife...
May 30, 2013
Cat Diary
DAY 752 - My captors continue to...
May 29, 2013
You Just Had One Job!
Just one job...
May 29, 2013
Doctor! Doctor!
“Doc!” a man yells...
May 28, 2013
Routines
Two guys are working for...
May 28, 2013
Guess My Weight
While Bill waited at the...
May 27, 2013
Side Business
When a woman got married...
May 27, 2013
Passing the Gas
An elderly couple was...
