A priest and a nun are golfing, and the priest is up.
He swings misses and exclaims, “Oh my God, I missed!”
The nun gives him a dirty look, but he swings again, misses and exclaims, “Oh my God, I missed!”
The nun stares at him and says, “If you say that one more time, God will open up the heavens and strike you with a lightning bolt!”
So, the priest swings again and exclaims “Oh my God I ........Missed!”
Suddenly a lightning bolt shoots out of the sky and strikes the nun dead.
A voice from the sky says, “Oh my God, I missed!”