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May 21, 2013

New Dog Breeds

The American Kennel Club has decided to recognize these new breeds of dogs that are the result of cross breeding:

  • Collie + Lhaso Apso: Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.
  • Spitz + Chow Chow: Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.
  • Bloodhound + Borzoi: Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun.
  • Pointer + Setter: Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
  • Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier: Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries.
  • Pekingese + Lhaso Apso: Peekasso, an abstract dog.
  • Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever: Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.
  • Newfoundland + Basset Hound: Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisers.
  • Terrier + Bulldog: Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.
  • Bloodhound + Labrador: Blabrador, a dog that barks incessantly.
  • Malamute + Pointer: Moot Point, preferred by ... oh well, it doesn't matter anyway.
  • Collie + Malamute: Commute, a dog that travels to work.
  • Deerhound + Terrier: Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.

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