Jokes and Other Diversions

May 20, 2013

Divine Intervention

Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her.

"What's going on here?" he demanded of them.

"This woman was found committing adultery, and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd yelled.

"Wait!" replied Jesus. "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

Suddenly, a stone plummeted from the sky and knocked the woman on the side of her head.

Jesus looked up and cried, "Aw, c'mon, Dad! I'm trying to make a point here!"

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