Jokes and Other Diversions
April 30, 2013
A police officer pulls over a guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. The cop goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry, Officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
"OK, fine,” says the cop. “In that case, I’ll need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
“I can't do that, either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
"Well, then, we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry, Officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."
"All right, then, I need you to come over here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, Officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
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