Jokes and Other Diversions


April 26, 2013

Prison Hospital

Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place!"

Doctor: "I am, bit by bit."


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