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April 23, 2013

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A salesperson at a window company called a customer whose bill was extremely overdue.

"Hello, Mr. Brown," said the sales rep. "I'm calling because our company replaced all the windows in your house with our triple-glazed weather-tight windows over a year ago, and you still haven't sent us a single payment.”

Mr. Brown replied, "Why would I? You said that in 12 months they'd pay for THEMSELVES!"


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