Jokes and Other Diversions

April 16, 2013

Following Advice to the Letter

An overweight woman consulted her doctor for advice about how to lose weight fast. The doctor advised her to run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would help her lose up to 20 pounds.

The woman followed the doctor’s advice, and, after 30 days, was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the pesky weight. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for his advice, which had produced such effective results.

As she was hanging up, however, one last question occurred to her: “Tell me, Doctor, how do I get home, now that I’m 300 miles away?”

Current Item rating: 2.0 out of 5

Rate this Item:

2 3 4 HI-larious

Previous items from the past weeks

April 15, 2013
Let's Be Honest
A cabbie picks up...

April 15, 2013
Love is Blind
A couple met at resort...

April 12, 2013
Major Deterrent
As a pre-med student...

April 12, 2013
Big Dreams
A man found a lamp...

April 11, 2013
Switching Off
A couple celebrated...

April 11, 2013
A woman, a bus and a baby
As a woman gets onto a bus...

April 10, 2013
Walking it Off
A drunk gets on a bus...

April 10, 2013
Holy Intervention
A couple, desperate to...

April 9, 2013
Words of Wisdom
All that glitters...

April 9, 2013
Generation Gap
A young man at a construction site...