Jokes and Other Diversions

April 15, 2013

Love is Blind

A couple met at a resort and fell in love. They were discussing how they would continue their relationship after their vacations were over.

“It’s only fair to warn you, Tanya,” the man said. “I’m a golf nut. I live, eat, sleep and breathe golf; I even collect used golf balls.”

“Well, since you’re being honest, so will I,” Tanya said. “I’m a hooker.”

“I see,” he said, chuckling to himself. He smiled at his new love thoughtfully and said, “No worries, honey, it’s probably because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball.”

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