Jokes and Other Diversions


April 12, 2013

Big Dreams

A man found a lamp and inside, a magic genie who would grant him one wish. The man said to the genie, “I wish that I had a non-stop bridge from here to Hawaii.”

The genie said, “I’m sorry, but that’s going to be very hard. Do you have another wish?”

The man answered, “Of course! I want the power to understand all women.”

The genie thought for a moment and then said, “So, how many lanes did you want on that bridge?”


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