Jokes and Other Diversions


April 10, 2013

Holy Intervention

A couple, desperate to conceive a child, went to their priest and asked him to pray for them. "I'm going on a sabbatical to Rome," the priest replied, "and while I'm there, I'll light a candle for you."

When the priest returned three years later, he went to the couple's home and found the wife pregnant, busily attending to two sets of twins. Elated, the priest asked her where her husband was so that he could congratulate him, as well.

"He's gone to Rome, to blow out that damn candle!"


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