Jokes and Other Diversions


April 4, 2013

Careful What You Wish For

A frog telephones a psychic hotline for advice.

The psychic tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"

"No," says the psychic, "in her biology class."


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