Jokes and Other Diversions

March 27, 2013

Men vs. Wild

A teacher, a doctor, and an engineer are lost in the jungle.

Captured by tribesmen, the men are sentenced to 10 lashings each.

The chief asks the teacher, “What do you want on your back for your whipping?”

“I will take oil!” the teacher replies. His back is oiled, and he suffers 10 lashes.

The tribe then turns to the doctor, asking, “What do you want on your back?”

“I will take nothing!” says the brave doctor. Without flinching, he endures 10 lashes.

Finally, it is the engineer's turn.

“What will you take on your back?” he is asked.

The engineer responds, “I’ll take the doctor.”

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