Jokes and Other Diversions


March 26, 2013

Dog Tired

A clearly exhausted man dragged himself into the doctor’s office. “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. There are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep.”

“I have good news for you,” the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications. “Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your troubles will be over.”

“Great,” the man answered, “I’ll try anything.”

A few weeks later, the man returned, looking worse than ever. “Doc, your plan is no good. I’m more tired than ever!”

“I don’t understand how that could be,” said the doctor, shaking his head. “Those are the strongest sleeping pills on the market!”

“That may be true,” answered the man wearily, “but I’m still up all night chasing those damn dogs--and when I finally catch one, it’s almost impossible to get the pill in his mouth!”


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