Jokes and Other Diversions
March 21, 2013
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I know what the problem is.”
I asked her what it was, and she told me there was water in the carburetor. I thought for a moment, then said, “You know, I don’t mean this offensively, but you don’t know the carburetor from the accelerator.”
“No, trust me. There’s definitely water in the carburetor.” she insisted.
“Okay Honey, that’s fine, I’ll just go take a look. Where’s the car?”
“In the lake.”
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