Jokes and Other Diversions

March 19, 2013

Would You Marry Again?

A husband and wife were lying in bed together.

Placing her hand gently on her husband's chest, the wife asked, "Honey, if I died, would you get married again?”

The husband said, “Never, my dear.”

"But I’m sure you would,” the wife said.

So the husband said, “OK,I would.”

“Would you let her sleep in our bed?” the wife asked.

“Oh honey, I couldn’t,” said the husband.

The wife replied, “Oh, I’m sure you would.”

And the husband replied, “Well, I suppose so.”

Then the wife asked, “Would you let her wear my clothes?”

“I doubt she’d want to,” the husband said. “They’d be way too big on her.”

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