Jokes and Other Diversions
March 18, 2013
A man was sprawled across three entire seats in a movie theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat.”
The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient.
“Sir,” the usher said, “if you don't get up, I'm going to have to call the manager.”
Again, the man just groaned. Furious, the usher turned and marched back up the aisle in search of his manager. Soon, both returned and stood over the man. Together, they tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police.
The cop surveyed the situation. “All right, buddy. What's your name?”
“Bill,” the man moaned.“Where are you from, Bill?” the cop asked.
“The balcony.”
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