Jokes and Other Diversions
February 21, 2013
Two men were waiting for heaven’s gate to open. “How did you die?” one man asked the other.
“I froze to death,” the other man answered.
“Really? How did it feel?” the first man asked.
“At first it was awful; I felt my whole body go numb and crack but soon it kind of wore off. Then I felt a sensation of peacefulness and the whole thing became an almost enjoyable experience. Anyway, how did you die?”
“From a heart attack. I suspected that my wife was cheating on me. Hoping to catch that sneaky guy, I came home early one day, unannounced, and rushed into the bedroom. I couldn’t find him, so I ran down the stairs straight into the basement. I couldn’t find him there either. Then I rushed up the stairs again to the attic. My weak heart couldn’t take all the running and I collapsed and died.”
The other man then said, “Well, if you had stopped to look in the freezer, we’d both still be alive.”
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