The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, it came down to three applicants- two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.”
The first man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.” The applicant was promptly dismissed.
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then he came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent replies, “Then you don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”
Finally, it was the woman’s turn, only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. There was screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
She said, “Geez! You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks! I had to beat him to death with the chair!”