Jokes and Other Diversions


January 29, 2013

Lesser of Two Evils

A cute little, old lady from Eastern Europe is applying for US citizenship.  As a formality, the official asks her, “Do you advocate the overthrow of the government by violence or subversion?”

After a moment of thought, she replies, “Uh, I think I prefer violence.”


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