Jokes and Other Diversions


January 17, 2013

Taking the Good with the Bad

An artist asked a gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at the gallery.

“I have good news and bad news,” the owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.”
 
“That's wonderful,” the artist exclaimed. “What's the bad news?”
 
“The gentleman was your doctor...”


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