Jokes and Other Diversions


January 11, 2013

Labor Pains

A pregnant woman goes into labor and her husband frantically calls 911.

“Operator!  My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”

911 Operator: “Is this her first child?”

“No, you IDIOT!” the man shouts.  “This is her husband!”


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