Jokes and Other Diversions


January 9, 2013

The Cure

His exam complete, a nervous patient asks, “Doctor, are you sure I’m suffering from pneumonia? I heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia, and finally he died of typhoid.”

“You don’t have to worry about that,” the Doc tells the patient reassuringly. “If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia!”


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