Jokes and Other Diversions


January 2, 2013

The Plumber

A pipe burst in a doctor's house.  He called a plumber.

The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.

The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!"

The plumber quietly answered, "I know. Neither did I when I was a doctor."


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