Jokes and Other Diversions


December 20, 2012

What's The Difference?

A man was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign. He barely slowed down and ran right through the stop sign after glancing for traffic.

A policeman pulled out after him and stopped the car two blocks away.

Policeman: "License, registration and proof of insurance, please."

Driver: "Before I give it to you, tell me what the heck you stopped me for, man."

Policeman: "Watch your tone, sir; you ran the stop sign back there!!"

Driver: "Man, I slowed down, what the heck’s the difference!?!"

The police officer pulled out his night stick and began smashing it over the man's head and shoulders.

Policeman: "Now, would you like me to just slow down or stop?!"


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