Jokes and Other Diversions


December 17, 2012

Have a nice day!

You think you have it bad? Try putting yourself in my shoes:

I’m not saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance ... she leaned over and pushed me.

Then there’s my domestic situation.
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.

Can you blame me if I don’t know the difference between ignorance or apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.

So, have a nice day!


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