Jokes and Other Diversions

December 11, 2012

Is There a Problem, Officer?

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The policeman approaches the driver’s door.

“Is there a problem, officer?”

The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?”

The driver responds, “I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.”

“You don’t have one?”

The man responds, “I lost it for drunk driving.”

The policeman is shocked. “I see. Can I see your vehicle registration please?”

“I’m sorry, I can’t do that.”

The policeman says, “Why not?”

“I stole this car.”

The officer says, “You stole it?”

The man says, “Yes, and I killed the owner.”

At this point the officer is getting stressed. “You what!?”

“She’s in the trunk of the car if you want to see.”

The officer looks at the man, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for backup. Within minutes, five police cars speed to the scene, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, his gun drawn.

The senior officer says, “Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!”

The man steps out of the car. “Is there a problem, officer?”

The officer responds, “Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car?”

The man opens the trunk lid, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

The officer says, “Is this your car, Sir?”

The man says, “Yes,” and hands over the registration papers.

The officer, understandably, is quite stunned.

“One of my officers claims that you do not have a driver’s license.” The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer.

The officer opens the wallet and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. “Thank you, Sir, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and murdered the owner.”

The man replies, “And I'll bet that lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!”

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