Jokes and Other Diversions


November 15, 2012

Cussin' Time

Two brothers, a six year old and a four year old, are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?" says the six year old, "I think it's about time we started cussing."

Idolizing his older brother, the four year old nods his head in approval.

The six year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."

The four year old agrees again with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the six year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his behind with every step.

His mother then locks him in his room and shouts, "And you can stay there until I let you out!"

Back downstairs, she asks the four year old with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know", he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"


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