Jokes and Other Diversions


November 13, 2012

Divorce Settlement

A divorce court judge said to the husband, "Mr. Reynolds, I have reviewed the case and have decided to give your wife $750 a week."

"That's very fair, your honor," the man replied. "And to show my good faith, every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself." 


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