Jokes and Other Diversions


October 25, 2022

Can It

A chemist, an engineer, and a physicist were stuck on a desert island with one can of beans and no way to open it. They pondered for hours silently.

Then, the chemist yells, "I have it! We can make a compound from the sea water and the sand, which will dissolve the can and leave the beans untouched!"

The engineer replies, "No, no! I found some driftwood and seaweed, and I have designed a contraption that will lift the lid off the can!"

The physicist remains silent. After a while, the other two say, "Well? Don't you have a plan to get at the food?"

The physicist replies, "First, assume we have a can opener... ."


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