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October 17, 2022

Dennis the Roofer

Dennis the roofer had a problem with getting up late in the
mornings. His boss was getting very angry and
threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about the

Dennis went to his doctor, who gave him a sleeping pill. Dennis slept very well and actually awoke before his alarm went off. After enjoying a leisurely breakfast, he cheerfully drove to work, where his boss greeted him at the job site.

"Boss, the pill the doctor gave me actually worked!" he exclaimed.

"How nice for you," his boss glared, "but where were you YESTERDAY?"

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