Jokes and Other Diversions
October 12, 2022
Contractor: A gambler who never gets to shuffle, cut or deal.
Bid Opening: A poker game in which the losing hand wins.
Bid: A wild guess carried out to two decimal places.
Low Bidder: A contractor who is wondering what he left out.
Engineer's Estimate: The cost of construction in heaven.
Project Manager: The conductor of an orchestra in which every musician is in a different union.
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