Jokes and Other Diversions

October 6, 2022

Kid Stuff

A husband was watching his wife get ready to go out one evening. Since her birthday was coming up, he asked what she would like.

“I’d like to be eight again,” she sighed as she looked in the mirror.

So on her birthday, the husband got up early and poured her a big bowl of Fruit Loops. Then he took her to Adventure World, where they rode every ride.

Five hours later, they staggered out of the park, her head pounding and her stomach heaving. Next, the husband took her to McDonald’s, where he ordered a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie with popcorn, soda and her favorite candy.

Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, sick and exhausted.

The husband leaned over with a big smile and lovingly asked, “Well, dear, what was it like to be eight again?”

Her eyes opened slowly and, barely able to whisper, she said,  “I meant my dress size, you idiot.”

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