Jokes and Other Diversions


September 29, 2022

Like Magic

I was at a magic show, when after one particularly amazing trick, someone screamed out, “Wow, how did you do that?!”

"I would tell you,” answered the magician predictably, “but then I’d have to kill you.”

After a moment's pause, the same voice called out, “Well, then, can you tell my mother-in-law?”


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