Jokes and Other Diversions


September 28, 2022

Snap Judgment

So David is finally engaged and is very excited to show off his new bride-to-be.

“Ma,” he says to his mother, “I’m going to bring home three girls, and I want you to guess which one is my fiancee.”

Sure enough, 20 minutes later, David walks in the door followed by three girls.

“It’s that one,” says his mother, without blinking an eye.

“Holy cow," exclaimed David, “how in the world did you know it was her?”

“I just don’t like her,” she replied.


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