Jokes and Other Diversions
September 27, 2022
At a restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.
Suddenly, she sneezes and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.
“This is so embarrassing!” the woman says, popping her eye back in. “I’m so sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?”
The man nods, and the woman joins him. She is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common.
He gets her phone number and asks, “You are the most charming woman I’ve ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?”
“No,” she replies. “You just happened to catch my eye.”
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