Jokes and Other Diversions


September 21, 2022

Tech Titans

Bill Gates and the president of General Motors were having lunch. Gates boasted of the innovations his company had made.

“If GM had kept up with technology the way Microsoft has, we’d all be driving $25 cars that get 1,000 miles per gallon.”

“I suppose that’s true,” the GM exec agreed. “But would you really want your car to crash twice a day?”


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