Jokes and Other Diversions


September 20, 2022

Fowl Mouth

Dave’s parrot was always using bad language, so he asked the vet how he could stop it.

“Every time the bird swears, put it in the freezer for 15 seconds,” the vet advised.

So the next time the parrot uttered an expletive, Dave did as the vet said. Then, feeling guilty, Dave opened the freezer.

Shivering, the parrot came out saying, “I’m very, very sorry for all the bad language I’ve been using.”

Dave was astounded at the sudden change.

Then the parrot said, “By the way, what did the chicken do?”


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