Jokes and Other Diversions


September 16, 2022

Aging Well

An elderly man visits the doctor for a checkup.

“Mr. Smith, you’re in great shape,” the doctor says afterward. “How do you do it?”

“Well,” says Mr. Smith, “I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, and the good Lord looks out for me. For weeks now, every time I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, He turns the light on for me.”

Concerned, the doctor finds Mrs. Smith in the waiting room and tells her what her husband said.

“I don’t think that’s anything to worry about,” she says. “And on the bright side, it does explain who has been peeing in the fridge.”








Current Item rating: 3.1 out of 5

Rate this Item:

...Really?
1
2 3 4 HI-larious
5
 
   

Previous items from the past weeks

September 15, 2022
Adding Insult to Introduction
Some Texans are...

September 15, 2022
Doing the Math
A husband was...

September 14, 2022
A Grizzly Conversation
A priest, a minister...

September 14, 2022
How's That Again?
If con is the...

September 13, 2022
Identity Crisis
A gnome is in...

September 13, 2022
Financial Planning
Dan was still...

September 12, 2022
Zen Diet
Did you hear...

September 12, 2022
Funny Flyers
Cat found...

September 9, 2022
Top Dog
A couple of dog...

September 9, 2022
Age of Discovery
In the classroom...