Jokes and Other Diversions

September 9, 2022

Top Dog

A couple of dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter.

“My dog is so smart,” says the first owner, “that every morning, he waits for the paperboy to come around. He tips the kid and then brings the newspaper to me, along with my morning coffee.”

“I knew that,” says the second owner.

“How did you know that?”

“My dog told me.”

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