Jokes and Other Diversions
September 8, 2022
“I hate to have to tell you this,” the doctor said to his patient. "But you have been diagnosed with a highly contagious disease.
"We will have to quarantine you, and you’ll be fed a diet of only cheese and bologna.”
“That’s terrible!” the distraught patient said. “I don’t know if I could handle being quarantined.
"And the cheese and bologna diet…. What’s with that anyway? I’ve never heard of such a thing before!”
“Well,” the doctor sighed, “it’s not exactly a diet.
“It’s just the only food that will fit under the door."
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