was once an engineer who found a magic lamp.
When he rubbed it, a genie
jumped out and said to him, "You have three wishes. But there is a catch: This wish system of mine was designed by a lawyer, so whatever you wish
for, every lawyer in the world will get double!"
"No problem," the engineer replied. "And for my first wish, I wish I had a Ferrari."
said the genie, and a Ferrari appeared in front of the engineer. "But
remember, every lawyer in the world now has two Ferraris."
"Ok," said the engineer. "Second, I wish
for a million bucks." Poof! A million bucks appeared!
"Remember," the genie said, "every lawyer in the world now has two million
"All right," said the engineer, pausing. Then he said, "I always wished I could
donate a kidney!"