Jokes and Other Diversions

August 29, 2022

Company Man

Sam walks into his boss’s office.

“Sir, I’ll be straight with you," he says. "I know the economy isn’t great, but I have over three companies after me, and I would like to respectfully ask for a raise.”

After a few minutes of haggling, the boss agrees to a five percent raise, and Sam happily gets up to leave.

“By the way,” asks the boss, “which three companies are after you?”

“The electric company, the water company and the phone company," Sam replies.

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