Jokes and Other Diversions

August 25, 2022

The Taste of Sacrifice

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all of his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along.

“What’ll you have?” he asked.

“Oh, I don’t know. The same as you, I suppose,” she replied.

So the husband orders a couple shots of Jack Daniels and throws his down in one toss. His wife watches him, then takes a sip from her glass and immediately spits it out.

“Yuck, that’s TERRIBLE!” she spluttered. “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff!”

“Well, there you go!” cried the husband. “And you think I’m out enjoying myself every night?!”

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