Jokes and Other Diversions

August 22, 2022

Park 'N Pray

A guy is driving down the street in a complete panic because he has an important meeting and can't find a parking spot.

Looking up to heaven, he declares, "Lord, take pity on me! If you find me a parking place, I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and never touch a drop of whiskey again!"

Miraculously, a parking spot suddenly appears.

The guy looks up again and shouts: "Never mind, I found one!"

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